Just some random riddles and common sense. They test your logic.
Note: An average person gets at least 34 of them right.

#1. Is there a Fourth of July in Kazakhstan?
Ans: Yes, it comes after the third of July!

#2. How many birth days does the average man have?
Ans: The day he was borned so just one!

#3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
Ans: All 12 months!

#4. How many outs are there in an inning?
Ans: Three on each side so total 6!

#5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
Ans: No, Because he is dead!

#6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
Ans: 70, [30 divided by (1 divided by 2)] equals 60!

#7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
Ans: 2, you took them, remember?

#8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.How many minutes would the pills last?
Ans: 60 minutes, Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd pill, then 30 minutes later take the 3rd pill.

#9. A farmer has 4,396,018 sheep, and all but 469,201 die. How many are left?
Ans: 469,201

#10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
Ans: 0, Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!

#11. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
Ans: 12, There are 12 '2 cent stamps' in a dozen!

#12. A new ship has everything but one. What is it?
Ans: Television (Mediacorp in Chinese is Xing Chuan Mei Dian Shi)

#13. I have two coins which total to 55 cents. One is not a 5 cent coin. What are the two coins?
Ans: A 50 cent coin and a 5 cent coin (One is not a 5 cent coin so the other is)

#14. A baby was born in 1956 but he died in 1955. How is this possible?
Ans: He was born in 1956 BC but died in 1955 BC

#15. Name a Chinese Idiom. Clue: The eleventh book.
Ans: Bu ke si yi (Say it quickly, sounds like book 11)

#16. Why can't you take a picture of a woman from Kazakhstan with hair accessories?
Ans: Cos' you need a camera, not hair accessories

#17. What's the biggest possible number you can write with two numbers without mathematical symbols?
Ans: 9 to the power of 9 (9 x 9 x 9 x 9 x 9 x 9 x 9 x 9 x 9 or 387,420,489)

#18. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?
Ans: It's still Mount Everest

#19. What weighs more; A pound of feathers or a pound of steel?
Ans: They both weigh the same

#20. A train travels 100km/h. Another travels 85 km/h. Both trains start at England and goes towards Paris. Which one will be nearer to Paris when they meet?
Ans: None, they met.

#21. Cigars can't be smoked completely so for every 5 cigar butts a man has collected, he can smoke 1 full cigar. If he collected 25 cigar butts, how many full cigars can he smoke?
Ans: 6 (He can smoke 5 full cigars with 25 cigar butts but he can make another full cigar with the 5 cigars he smoked)

#22. A carpenter has to cut a plank into 20 equal parts. Each cut takes 45 seconds. How long does he take?
Ans: 855 seconds cos' it takes 19 cuts for 20 sections.

#23. Why is 1878 silver dollars more expensive than 1877 silver dollars?
Ans: Cos' it has 1 silver dollar extra.

#24. What English words can have 80% of its alphabets removed and still have the same pronunciation as before?
Ans: Queue (remove 'ueue' to get Q) and aitch (remove 'aitc' to get h)

#25. Jane's mother had 5 children. The first child was March. The second child was April. The third child was May. The fourth child was June. Who was the last child?
Ans: Jane

#26. A woman goes into a shop to buy something for her house. When she asked for the price, the clerk said, "The price of one is 12 cents. The price of three is 18 cents. The price of four is 22 cents. The price of six is 25 cents. The price of eight is 33 cents." What does she want to buy?
Ans: House numbers

#27. If you had a match and on a freezing winter day, you're in a room with a fireplace with logs, a wood-burning stove and a kerosene heater, which will you light first?
Ans: The match, duhh

#28. A poor snail is at the bottom of the well. Each day, it climbs up 3 feet but at night due to exhaustion, it slides down 2 feet. The well is 30 feet deep. How many days will it take to reach the top of the well?
Ans: 28 days (The snail averages 1 feet per day for 27 days but at the 28th, it climbs 3 feet and reaches the top of the well)

#29. A snail crawls halfway round a circle. Then, it turned around and crawled halfway back. Where is it now?
Ans: At 1/4 of the journey (It only crawled halfway of the journey he crawled when he turned back.

#30. A father and his son got into a car accident. The father died but the son is being operated. The surgeon walks in and laments, "I can't operate on him. He's my son!" How was it possible the father became the surgeon?
Ans: It's not possible. The surgeon was the boy's mother.

#31. What belongs to you but is mostly used by others?
Ans: Your name

#32. There is something in this world everyone can use either hands to touch but you can only use your left hand to. What is it?
Ans: Your right elbow

#33. Can a normal Kazakhstan man be buried in a National cemetry?
Ans: No, he's still alive

#34. There are two people who have never seen one another for their whole life before. One of them is the father of the other's son. How is this possible?
Ans: Both of them are husband and wife, born blind since birth.

#35. How many grooves does the average 12 inch 33 1/3 LP have on it?
Ans: 2 (one on each side)

#36. Which chemical compound is represented by the letters H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O?
Ans: Water (H20 = H to O)

#37. A 10 foot rope is hanging over the side of a boat with 1 foot of it underwater. It now begins to rain heavily, if it rains at the rate of 1 foot every two hours, how many hours will it take to cover half of the rope?
Ans: None, the rope will always be 1 foot underwater because when the water level rises, so does the boat.

#38. A small submarine can hold 30 people. 29 people boards it. Then a pregnant woman boards it. The submarine then sinks. Why did the submarine sink?
Ans: It's supposed to

#39. What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter bunny?
Ans: By hare (air) mail

#40. What kind of ant can count?
Ans: An accountant

#41. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ans: To get to the other side

#42. If a redhouse is made of red bricks and a bluehouse is made of blue bricks, what is a greenhouse made of?
Ans: Glass

#43. What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?
Ans: A first-aid kit(ten)

#44. Which letter stands for a drink?
Ans: The letter T (tea)

#45. What is an ant dictator?
Ans: A tryant

#46. Why do windows squeak when you open them?
Ans: Cos' they have panes (pains)

#47. Why is a barefoot boy nearly the same as an Eskimo?
Ans: A barefoot boy wears no shoes while an Eskimo wears snowshoes

#48. Why is a mouse like hay?
Ans: Cos' the cat'll (cattle) eat it

#49. Why is Ireland always so rich?
Ans: Cos' its capital is always Dublin (doubling)

#50. What boy's name is like a letter?
Ans: Jay (J)

#51. What girl's name is like two letters?
Ans: Kathy (KT)

#52. What holes are not holes?
Ans: Knotholes (not holes)

#53. What do you call a one-eyed deer?
Ans: No idea (no-eye deer)

#54. When does a green book become not green?
Ans: When it is read (red)

#55. When is a grown man a child?
Ans: When he's a miner (minor)

#56. When is a grown man a bird?
Ans: When he's a miner (mynah)

#57. When is a letter damp?
Ans: When it has postage due (dew)

#58. When is a well-dressed lion a weed?
Ans: When it's a dandelion (dandy lion)

#59. Why is a question like someone at the door?
Ans: You have to answer it

#60. When do pencils come from?
Ans: From Pennsylvania (Pencil-vania)

#61. Where do you end up if you smoke too much?
Ans: Coffin (coughin')

#62. When is tax paid?
Ans: On Tuesday (Dues day)

#63. What did the big chimney say to the small chimney?
Ans: You're too young to smoke

#64. What did the nut say to the elephant that was goin' to eat it?
Ans: Nothing, nuts can't talk.

#65. What did the chicken said to the grains it was goin' to eat?
Ans: Cluck.

#66. If I smashed your head with a beer bottle, then use a sword to slash it and lastly shot it with a rifle 30 times, which would hurt more?
Ans: Your head

#67. You are trapped in a room with no doors and no windows. You have nothing on you, not even clothes. The room is made of solid concrete. Nothing's in the room except air. How do you escape?
Ans: Just walk out or jump out (No door/window so only a door/window frame)

#68. Why did Orange Mushdad divorced Orange Mushmom?
Ans: Cos' everytime he tracked her, she was at someone else's house

#69. A woman became unconscious when a car banged her. In her state of unconsciousness, she met God who said, "Don't worry. You still have 3 years to live." The woman woke up in the hospital. She thought that since she had 3 years, might as well make the best out of herself. So she went for cosmetic changes, plastic surgery, breast enhancement, detox, body slimming and other beauty improvements. Feeling like a young lady again, she walked out of the hospital and got banged by an oncoming ambulance. When she approached God, she asked, "I thought you said I had 3 years to live?" What did God say?
Ans: "Sorry, I couldn't recognise you."

#70. Why is a gambling den, hospital and cemetry always near each other?
Ans: Cos' when gamblers lose alot of money at the gambling den, they get a heart attack so they are sent to the hospital for treatment but if the hospital fails, they are buried at the cemetry

#71. Why is it difficult to find guys who are caring, sensitive and understanding?
Ans: Cos' they already are boyfriends

#72. Why did the chicken go to the construction site?
Ans: It wanted to see the man lay bricks

#73. A frog is stuck at the bottom of the well. It wants to get out. Also, just to let you know, gravitational pull on Earth is 9.81m/s. The frog has amassed 1200J of potential energy in its springy legs. By jumping at the approximate angle with the correct energy, calculate these values. The well is 56.69 feet deep. Thus find out how long it takes for the snail to get out of the well.
Ans: Not applicable (The frog got stuck, not the snail

#74. As the old saying goes, "What goes up must come down." But what thing goes up and never comes down?
Ans: Age

#75. Similarly, what goes down and never comes up?
Ans: Gravitational pull

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Can you tell that they were actually cakes?